slice of pine

a single piece of paper.

Hey William! I forgot my notebook, can I borrow a slice of pine?

Pine Thon

A crooked pine tree

"Hey dad look! It's a pine thon."

Pined

To suddenly and violently slam into a tree.

I was having fun on my dirt bike but then I hit a bump and got pined

Pined

If you are "pined", you are high as fuck from smoking a THC oil vape pen made by the company called Alpine. Alpine is known to have the best cartridges because they can get you so faded.

Friend #1: Oh shit bro is that an Alpine?
Friend #2: Fuck yeah, this shit gets me so pined

pine mitten

the progeny of a pine marten

that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...

Smoking pine cones

Often associated with marijuana and cigarettes, smoking pine cones is used by older teachers when trying to be hip and edgy. Could also be a marijuana shroom, to be further researched.

“Come on kids, let’s go get those marijuanas, smoking pine cones is all the rage, eh!?!”

Pine

Pine, when a person fills their butt with walnuts in front of a chime

I accidentally pine’d myself the other day.