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When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.
SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"
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"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.
Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
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Codeword for "extreme make-out session." You kiss with so much tongue that you find your partner's tonsils.
Guy 1 : "Where did Ruby and John disappear off to last night?"
Guy 2 : "They were busy finding each others tonsils."
Guy 1 : "Oh."
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To have sex.
“Damn I think Gillovny were fixing each other’s sinks.”
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National Significant Other Day is August 12. This is a day to show appreciation to your significant other/partner :) . Do special things when it’s National Significant other day!
Jupiter! Today is all about you! National Significant Other Day! Which means you could do anything special for your partner who is non binary!
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A subtle phrase to indicate that a person is believed to be gay.
Person A: "Does Michael have a girlfriend?"
Person B: "No - I think he licks the other side of the stamp."
Person A: "Ah, makes sense."
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Used to compare two things that are the same.
Half/Half
50/50
If I go left or right i'll turn up at the same place in the end. It's six of one half dozen of the other.
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