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v. To Pineapple
The act of a man ejaculating into a woman's hair, either on purpose or by accident.
After a dry spell, I built up enough pressure to pineapple that slut last night.
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a code word to use during sex to let your partner know they doing to much or hurting you. made famose by Kevin Hart in his comedy show in 2011.
He started pulling my weave all hard so i had to yell PINEAPPLES!
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Calm down people it’s not an abomination it’s actually quite good try it one time
Bill:have you ever tried pineapple on pizza
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good
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When a person, who happens to have simillar physical characteristics to a pineapple, agree's 100% percent to a activity or event only to not show up or do something else instead, there by dogging his / her mates and being abused behind thier back!
A: "Let's not tell Tom about anything we aver do as he will just do a pineapple pull out!"
B: "i heard he was about to get a root the other night a did the old pineapple pullout and went to wack it to facebookl!"
A: "what a idiot, spocka wouldn't do that"
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Intro
(PEE-PEE-AY-PEE)
P-P-A-P
Verse 1
I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!
Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!
Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
You: Your such a Pineapple pen,
friend: How?
You: your a dead meme
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The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.
"Pineapple pizza literally makes me orgasm"
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-noun
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.
2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair
3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza
-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.
5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.
1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.
2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.
3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?
4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.
5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM.
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