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Oral sex with a natural redhead.
"Hey Cliff, when you went pumpkin pieing last night did the carpet match the drapes?"
A smile golden and black cat. Often a floof. Chonks are okay too but more rare. It’s allowed to be a spicy sandy pumpkin but that should not detract from its Sandiest coat and pumpkins like nose
Sandy pumpkins had to go to vet but was too spicy to be seen again
The act of having sex on the beach
Bro Johnathan totally had a sandy pumpkin with Sally yesterday
when she goes to shit and it comes out as diarrhea after Taco Bell and smells like pumpkin coffee on sundays
“omg did you eat taco bell? it smells like pumpkin coffee” ~ aaron says
It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.
Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A
(there is no Scenario B)
So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!
when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time
"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."
"what a cunt."
When a Halloween decoration attacks you.
Help! The lantern fell off! I'm in pumpkin pain!