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When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.
John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!
Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases
Caffers got roof tiles the other day.
The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
Typically used by the chav like North side residents of Cork. Meaning an elaborate lie.
I went to the shop and saw a dinosaur!
Spoof to the roof!!!!
The action of cumming in someone’s hair, then sticking them to the roof.
Man, I hit her with that goop roof last night. She’s still up there.
A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing