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Satan's Nutsack

Satan's Nutsack is hotter than hell or anything else. Perhaps the hottest thing in existence.

*when it's hot on the bus* "It's about as hot as Satan's Nutsack on this bus!"

by blazed_dazed October 27, 2016


Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

by bmochillin September 16, 2012


Pickle Satan

A manipulative pickle-haired Satan on earth.

Person A: Did you see the new transfer student? They seem like a pickle satan!
Person B: You’re right! We should stay away from them.

by Hope juice June 7, 2021


Satan's shadow

This out line of ur body on a bed sheet or on the floor from staying in one place and masturbating for too long while sweating.

Mark you should really jerk off in the shower instead of ur bed cause u have Satan's shadow going on right now and that's fucked.

by Boot in the hoof March 12, 2017


Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010


satanic pepperoni

A phrase used to describe a womans nipples.

I was with this chick last night and she had a nice rack with the best satanic pepperonis Ive ever seen!!

by Boguerat28 March 14, 2018


Thot Satan

A thot Satan is a species found only in JMS that most people identify as "Josh". Sometimes the Thot satan will bring Mint oreo chocolate bars to school but his grandma who is a year younger than him always steals it.

(basic ass bitch #1) Wow is was walking to English and saw a Thot Satan in the hallway.
(basic ass bitch #2) ok bitch i don't care.
(basic ass bitch #1) fuck you hoe

by Magical_madness101 March 31, 2019