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A cart which is entirely powered by fart and shart power.
Danny: Taylor, propel that shart cart.
Taylor: Wait, let me gather my shart power. It'll be a second.
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The odor produced by a smelly roommate often resulting in a mysterious brown substance splattered on the ceiling.
Connor: "Did you catch a whiff of Theresa today?"
Bucky: "Yeah she was smelling like a total shart farm"
The act of sharting (a mix between a "shit" and a "fart") and then running to the bathroom to clean up your shorts. Sometimes also referred to as "the shit and split", or the "toot and scoot".
Mitchell: "I farted in front of my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. She tried to reply with her own fart, but then ended up running to the bathroom."
Kevin: "Ahh yes, the ole shart and dart."
Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.
A twat shart is when a girl queefs, while on her period, and a little bit of blood comes out.
Did you hear that?
Yeah Kelsey totally just twat sharted in Garretts face!
a shart buckle is basically just your best friend/ 4lifer and u have to love them forever.
me (ryley) : hey guys i gotta go i see my shart buckle
my shart buckle dalila : HAYYY BITCHHHH
me : HAYYYY
When someone gets so happy when they see the sunshine, they starr sharting uncontrollably.
Oh dude that sunshine is so good. OH DUDE.. OH DUDE IM SHARTING…oh that was a nice sunshine shart..