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When you are missing all or part of a least one chromosome. Dumb ass. Stupid. Inept.
How’d that short-a-chrome graduate from high school?
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These are shorts that show everything. There’s basically no need to even where pants with these on because your whole ass is showing.
The guys loved when the model wore ass shorts.
n. A tourist who visits Northern California in the summer and thinks it’s going to be warm enough to wear shorts.
Whatever you do don't visit Fisherman's Wharf. It's full of Short-ists.
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A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.
-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images
Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."
Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"
Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
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When one party in a text-message conversation chooses to reply with extremely short, vague sentences in order to try and kill the conversation and end communication with the opposing texter.
An Example of Short-Texting:
Texter1: Hey omg so you totally looked really hot today at the mall hahaha
Texter2: Ya.
Texter1: Omg so anyways do you like the band coldplay?
Texter2: No.
Texter1: Oh okay thats okay so whats up?
Texter2: Nothing.
Texter1:...
Texter1 has just been Short-Texted.
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The last few drags of a cigarette
"Hey, can I have shorts on that cigarette"
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