Shut The Bitch Up

Stop Bitchin

“man i hate carrots”

“SHUT THE BITCH UP!!!!!”

Shut the fuck up

you should try it

you: existing

me: “shut the fuck up”

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Shut the fuck up

Something you should probably do

you: *existing
me: “shut the fuck up”

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Shut the fuck up

A very potent and empowering phrase that, when strongly communicated, will completely annihilate all forms of idiocy, nuisance and bullshit within one's proximity. Can be directed at a person, thing, text or AI.

Pornographic Popup Ads: *exist*
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid e-girl: Hey boo, buy my feet pics for $5!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up

Me: Alexa, set desk lamp brightness to ten percent
Alexa: Got it, playing despacito

Me: Shut the fuck up

Some kid: *unironically necroposts on my 9 year old comment*
Me: Shut the fuck up

Shut Up Akshat

A phrase used to shut up an exasperatingly irritating hamster owner with an unwarranted knowledge of languages and the urge to constantly participate in a million different interests.

Shut up Akshat! With scam art classes

Shut your boat

shut your mouth

Hey you, shut your boat

SHUT THAT KEY UP

Something you shout when someone is being extremly loud in opening a door.

Person 1: WILL YOU SHUT THAT KEY UP?
Person 2: Sorry, its a new lock!

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