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Jessica is an incredible gift to this world. She entered this world with Beauty, Innocence, Personality and Huge Talent. People hate on her for bring real, for being herself. Jessica has eveything that every girl would ever want; Beauty, Talent, Money and a Beautiful Family and Husband... To top it all of, she is a wonderful person. People who hate on her are clearly just jealoous of her, and who can blame them. Jessica is a fantastic idol for any girl who has a dream. We LOVE Jessica and HATE people who HATE on her with no legible reasoning!
Listen to Jessica Simpson's In This Skin, and you will hear many things: Love. Romance. Sexuality. Sweetness. Maturity. Peace of Mind. Yet chief among the things you will hear is the sound of a woman becoming her own person and staying true to her heart.
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(ash-lee simp-sun)noun; adjective; verb
Talentless singer. Slut. Got booed. HAH. Ugly. Wannabe punk. Annoying. Fake.
"0h My FxcKING GAWSH! itZ aSHLEE SIMpSON! She IS sOOO FxCKING raWKIng! OMG!111ONE!22!!!TWO!"
"Please...you're Ashleeing..."
Person one: "Okay, show them your 'Ashlee'"
Person two: 'Okay...um...OMG I dont give a dxmn what people think about me because I am such a rocker and I love rock music because I totally sing it and I so didnt lip sync, my lips were only moving while there was no sound. DURRR."
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a gorgeous woman with very nice boobs.she has a very hot body and very sexy legs.
jessica simpson is what most woman should look like
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The only character in "The Simpsons" that takes the fun out of everything that Homer and Bart do. Teamed with Marge, any episode revolving around these two can be dismissed as a waste of time and thus, Matt Groening should be kicked in the face for creating these characters' horrible personalities.
Fan1: Dude! Did you see that episode when Homer had the huge BBQ in his back yard?
Fan2: Isn't that when Lisa became a vegitarian and runied the whole outing?
Fan1: Yeah... Stupid Lisa...
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A girl who thinks she punk. NOT! Pete Wentz can do way better than her!
Person: Ashlee Simpson?
Ashlee: Yes?
Person: Oh, you're the slut I saw.
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The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.
I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.
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1) A bad ass motherfucker
2) A real pimp
3) A nigger
1) Jake: "I wouldn't mess with OJ Simpson"
2) Bryce: "OJ Simpson was a proper pimp, most pimps just smack up their hoes, OJ killed his. He didn't take any chances"
3) Nick: "OJ Simpson is black"
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