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A group of people who claim to not give an F, and then get offended by someone carrying a skateboard a different way from them
Kyle: Maybe I should try out skateboarding
John: Well that's fine, just don't become like skaters.
Tyler: YOU GUYS WROTE A DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY?!?!
Kyle: Shut up Tyler
Skaters are pretty gnarr however usually have a small penis
Hey skater the one with the small penis wanna go skate
You will put a good outfit and vans then skate around the city
Did you know that I am a skater 🛹
A person who skates. Nobody cares about how you look or what you listen to. I wear baggy clothes and listen to nu metal and 90s rap but someone may wear short shorts and listen to Playboy Carti.
You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.
Poser: Yeah I'm a skater
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*
Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)
A person who skates especially on a skateboard
Mike V is a skater but only a pro
A bottom, gay closeted man that rides meat every Wednesday
Yo have you spoken to skater?
No he's too busy sucking dick
If you are a skater boy talk to my manager
-look a skater boy
-yea he is hot just because he has a skateboard