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yo wants m spam on toast for breakie, lunch and dinner?
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A Christmas Spam is a popular Christmas treat in England in many middle to lower income households.
When all the presents are bought for the children, the house is decorated and the old man got jipped out of his Christmas bonus ... there's no money left in the kitty for a turkey or ham so mom has to go out and buy a couple cans of Spam for the Christmas day meal. She boils up a few potatoes, cooks up some squash and bakes some short-breads for desert. Dad feels bad because he's all tapped out and can't afford a nice gift for the old lady who pretty much takes the brunt of abbuse 365 days a year ... drunken beatings, carrying him home from the pub on dart night and hauling his ass out of the klink after a good old fashioned soccer brawl or six. So as a present for his dear old gapped-tooth - hooked backed missus, dad dresses up as Santa covers mom's backside in spam and lays a good old fashioned Christmas ass banging on her ... balls-deep.
Of course in the British tradition of not really being too overly affectionate or loving ... its almost always a quicky over the kitchen counter or table while mom continues with the meal with her housedress thrown up over her head.
Made popular in the early 1960's in the Nottingham and Worcester regions.
Also popular in Leeds where dental hygiene is so poor oral sex is virtually impossible.
Although she never really liked to let on to her husband that she liked it ... Ann looked forward to her Christmas Spam every year.
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vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc
Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse
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An obvious junk post on forums and blogs by either a worthless piece of life sitting in his mother's basement and/or a bot posting random junk everyone rolls their eyes at and will never click on.
EXAMPLES
1. Posting non-related quotes
2. Posting random spam links
3. Never coming to the forum/blog again after posting
Hey, someone ban this spam fag please!
WTF does that have to do with anyting, spam fag?
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the act of taking a gun (most noteably the barret 50.cal) that should be used as a single shot long range gun, and running into enemy territory and no-scope firing the entire clip randomly at enemies hoping for a lucky kill
"god damn it!" "What happened keith?" "I almost had a fucking nuke but some noob fucking bullet spammed me with a barret"
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When a person or company voice-recording repeatedly calls you to sell you something or harass you, often resulting in a higher phone bill.
*phone rings at Tom's house*
Tom= Hello?
Caller= Hello... Would you be interested in buying one of our great products???.....
*Tom Hangs up the phone*
This happens repeatedly to Tom
Wat a great example of Phone Spam
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Another phrase for total, useless spam. Usually found in large popular forums. Bad for one's health.
Miss: That horrid mess that is filling my computer screen??
Bob: That would be Spam-Burgers Miss. Watch out, they're loaded with cholesterol.