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Starbucks is a world famous coffee chain. It is the gayest, most niche, most known, and most favored by the girls, the gays and the theys.
"Oh, Jessica, I went to Starbucks today. Girl, I kid you not, the cashier was the hottest guy I've ever met."
A restaurant that has white girls inside 24/7 and only one normal person.
That girl you dating looks like the sun, don't waste your money on Starbucks.
Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.
Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.
Day #2
The miralax is finally working .
Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.
Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench
Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!
Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...
A Starbucks is when you take a basic white bitch on a date to starbucks and later you 2 go have sex. As you're about to go down on her and get a nasty whiff, you toss a cup of starbucks coffee on it, hot or cold.
" Did u go to Starbucks with Jenna?"
"Yeah but she needed a starbucks after the date"
A place you go to get your name spelled wrong
Starbucks needs to spell my name right
Hometown of white chocolate mocha and frappuccino. Addiction never lasts.
Weeb: OOH I WANT TO READ MY MANGA WHILE DRINKING MY MOCCHA AT STARBUCKS!!!
Starbucks has tea, Frappuccinos, coffee and more! I love Starbucks bc they have many flavors and food. Starbucks is better than all coffee shops bc of the price and variety. Now, get yo self some Starbucks
Wow have you been to Starbucks yet? I wanna get the peppermint Frappuccino.