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when you fuck a swiss person or a piece of swiss cheese
When I was in Geneva I was told I should be doing the swiss. But when I couldn't find any beautiful women, I went to a cheese store instead
When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.
I just can’t seem to stop pulling the ol’ Swiss gondola when I’m drunk!
To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.
After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.
When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.
"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"
"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"
"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."
A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.
I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.
A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.
Thank you! Swiss cheese samwich!
That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.
"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."