taking a piss

urinating. Not to be confused with "taking the piss"

Where's Jeff?

Taking a piss.

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take a leak

to urinate(see also piss, whiz)

I was on the bus for so long, I had to take a leak when we got to our destination.

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Take picture

Phrase used by asians to command someone to take a piture.

As the chink caught sight of the monument, he exclaimed to his zipperhead friend "take picture!".

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taking a shower

1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.

taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower

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Take a pop

To try and punch someone; old-time Brit slang. First cousin to Take a Swing and Swing For.

"I swear to God if Dave fucks my mom again I'm gonna take a pop at 'im, I'll swing for the fucker."

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taking the nut

when someone is sucking a penis and the guy ejaculates in their mouth and they swallow it

stacy likes taking the nut because spitters and quitters

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bake it and take it

To warm up marijuana and eat it without anythign else.

I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.

He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.

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