taking a piss

urinating. Not to be confused with "taking the piss"

Where's Jeff?

Taking a piss.

take a leak

to urinate(see also piss, whiz)

I was on the bus for so long, I had to take a leak when we got to our destination.

Take picture

Phrase used by asians to command someone to take a piture.

As the chink caught sight of the monument, he exclaimed to his zipperhead friend "take picture!".

taking a shower

1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.

taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower

Take a pop

To try and punch someone; old-time Brit slang. First cousin to Take a Swing and Swing For.

"I swear to God if Dave fucks my mom again I'm gonna take a pop at 'im, I'll swing for the fucker."

taking the nut

when someone is sucking a penis and the guy ejaculates in their mouth and they swallow it

stacy likes taking the nut because spitters and quitters

bake it and take it

To warm up marijuana and eat it without anythign else.

I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.

He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.