Double Barrel Slingshot

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.

He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.

double barrel snotgun

Thinking you have contained the snot missiles from a juicy sneeze only to find one of the slimy slugs found its way between for fingers and having a friend or co-worker tell you some hours later that there is snot on your shirt or tie.

I found dried snot on my jacket from a double barrel snotgun three days ago.

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bent over the barrel

Getting screwed over in the worst possible sense. Right up there with BOHICA.

I really got bent over the barrel with this detail.

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cracker barrel crying

When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma

Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying

Do a barrel roll

This is what you say when someone asks you for important advice in their life.

Your friend: "Last night I lost everything. My girlfriend dumped me, I lost my job and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality. What should I do, man?"

You: "Do a barrel roll!"

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Roll that barrel out

Saying used to get a party started or to start drinking alcohol. Defined by Dean Brody in the song Roll That Barrel Out. Refers to rolling out a whiskey or wine barrel.

Jake: Hey what you sayin' girl? Wanna get a buzz on?

Chrissy: Hells yeah lets roll that barrel out.

Lavarian Barrel Roll

A theatre term: An insertion of a small prop during a scene involving some kind of roll to stay out of view of the audience. Said roll does not have to be a barrel roll, but most usually is. Usually referred to by acronym; LBR

"Dang I forgot to put that knife out on stage and had to pull a lavarian barrel roll."

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