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Haveing anal sex while falling out of an airplane while the other person has Mud butt (see mud butt)
I totaly sky high shit fucked that chick from the bar the other day when we went sky diving, it got all over my clothes!
9👍 6👎
When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It
Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe
17👍 21👎
utter dissapproval...
Mark: It's my window... I gotta go."
Jon: "Shit fuck cornbread!!!"
2👍 18👎
one fucking the fucking ho ass bitch ass of a fucking shitty ho cum slut bitch.
also a large flower pot
1: what the fuck is that fucking ho ass shit fuck fucking fucking ho asses of shit for. i will put her in my fuckhole. fucking bitch cum. i will bismark that skank whore.
2: that is one small ho ass shit fuck
95👍 160👎
When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing
John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
When you don't wanna do something because that's not how you are.
some friend: "Hey , you wanna smoke this joint with three kind of plants?"
You: "Nah bro, I dont fuck with that shit."
Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.
Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."