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Jay Jones

Unlike Basketball Jones who is obsessed with success (especially in basketball). A Jay Jones is a lazy fuck who lacks any drive or success

Dude WTF, It's 4 O'Clock get up. Don't you have a job? You want to be Basketball Jones, but you're just a Jay Jones. No ambition, goals, etc.

by Slick&Silly August 3, 2017

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jay Succubus

The playful nickname Putin’s Bitch has given to the last seemingly credible attorney on his legal team, Jay Sekulow.

The Trumpster was somehow thinking the name Jay Succubus was a kind of funny compliment since he had married so many succubi over his lifetime.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019


Jay Park

Sexiest guy alive! He plays 2K and is a goat at it. Not the Kpop star but anyone named this. Biggest Dick energy anywhere. And has over 100 girls in bed.

β€œDamn he’s sexy! Jay Park !”

by JJPREEREee February 19, 2020

26πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Va-jay-jay

What Dr. Bailey called her vagina while giving birth to Tuck

-oh Dr. Bailey, I can see the top of his head. Oh he’s cute

-O’Malley?
-yeah?
-stop looking at my va-jay-jay!
-yes ma’am

by aquariusbitch October 29, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jay McGuiness

Only the best looking avatar ever. He is a member of the Wanted(1/5 of the wanted) from Robin Hood land. He loves the film Avatar, eats Skittles and is a vegetarian. He has a lizard called Neytiri or Tia for short, which most people use because they can't spell Neytiri. Jay attempts to be a G, he twapes people regularly, he has beautiful curly hair and is a fan of Kerry Katona. May also be know as Jaybird, Javatar, James (Maureen his mummy calls him this) or sex on legs (my name of him x) He apparently has Quoikey ears and is part of the bromances Jam, Jiva, Jaythan and Jax. Thursjay is named after him. He also states that he uses factor 50 suncream.

Person 1: Did you see the Wanted on the television last night?
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.

Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!

Person: Jay McGuiness= nom

by @LauraTheWanted April 18, 2011

272πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Jay Effect

Basically means that anything that the precious JAY PARK touches turns into gold.
The beginning of the Jay Effect began when a video of Jay b-boying at an event was uploaded on Youtube. Fans were ecstatic because that was the first time that they caught a glimpse of Jay after living many months with Jay withdrawal! They commented stuff like "OMFG! My baby is doing what he loves! Thanks for uploading!" When he was restricted from showing his face, Jay wore a ski mask while battling. One time, one of the uploaders referred to Jay as "famous guy", but fans knew exactly who it was. On every b-boy video with Jay in it, views of the videos and comments shot WAY up. Uploaders of b-boy battles also gained subscribers, thus allowing them to expose the b-boy culture to new fans.
- The day Jay Park uploaded his first video covering Nothing On You by B.o.B, his Youtube ID jayparkaom was Twitter trended by fans. The video had over 1.5 million views in less than a day. JAY EFFECT!
- Full house at Rutgers University event. Jay Effect.
- St1rfryTV reached 10 thousand subscribers and received presents from Korean fans of Jay s. Jay Effect. (In Jay s interview with St1rfryTV, they proclaim that the "Jay Effect is REAL.")
- All of the videos uploaded by Jay thus far have more than 1 million views. Jay Effect.
- His personal Youtube subscriptions have gained MORE attention. Jay Effect.
- Over 21 thousand followers on Twitter (@jaybumaom) in less than 7 hours. Jay Effect.

1. SEATTLE AS A TOURIST DESTINATION. Jay Effect.
2." I want to be a fione b-girl." Jay effect.
3."I want to be excellent at singing, dancing, and rapping." Jay Effect.
4. Girls suddenly are attracted to guys in white tees and sweats or wife beater and sweats at school. Jay Effect. (Refer to Jay s outfits in his videos.)

by jayparknet May 29, 2010

261πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Jay Baruchel

French-Canadian actor. Can speak French fluently. Was on Popular Mechanics for Kids and Undeclared. He was a cute ass geek in Fanboys, and an even cuter one as Kevin Sandusky in Tropic Thunder. Was also in Knocked Up with Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Martin Starr, etc. Super cool in I'm Reed Fish. Played Norah's sexy bad ass ex who has amazing style in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. Total cutie. Melts my hart.

<3s Montreal and hates Los Angeles, only is in LA for acting, and has the Maple Leaf tattoed on his heart.

Needless to say, he's an amazing underrated actor and is one sexy, nerdy, mother fucker.

person: did you see Jay Baruchel in Nick & Norah?
another person: YEAH!!!11!1! UNF UNF UNF!!1!

by whatdidusay June 29, 2009

204πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž