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This is when a team wins the World Series due to a COVID shorten season and injured opponents(not a real World Series ring).
The Dodgers won the World Series against the Tampa bay rays. The were crowned the Mickey Mouse World Series champions.
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A) A person or situation in which the intentions are not thorough or are lacking detail, usually to the point where feelings of upmost discomfort and anxiety are the norm for all who surround the culprit. Sketch Master Mickey Mike is usually referenced when one wants to leave a situation permanently and never return again for fear of a mugging, raping, death, or combination of all three.
B) Someone who is shady or shifty, more so than most. Picture a trench coat.
C) The master of sketchy.
(Note that the culprit doesn't have to be named Mike.)
Dude, remember that guy who tried to sell us tweak on the corner after he asked for directions to the abortion clinic? He was Sketch Master Mickey Mike.
short for McDonald's
I'm starving! Pull into McD's (pronounced Mickey D's) sose I can get a burger and fries!
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The password for the Mickey Mouse house. They call the name and the door opens.
They don’t do exercise, they do ‘mousekercise’.
They don’t use tools, they use ‘mousekertools’.
They eat mouske-food. They breath mouseke-air
Ps: Daniel if you’re reading this, I feel so stupid rn 😔😂
Hello Everybody, Come on in. Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse!
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The two flashing light on top of a police car(see also gumball and party hat).
When He noticed the Mickey Mouse ears on the car ahead of him he slowed down.
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Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.
Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!
Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.
Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!
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When a man tit fucks a woman and then he pulls on her ears until he makes her make a "ha ho" noise like mickey mouse
Mike-Hey chuck have you tried a mickey mouse key pass yet?
Chuck-What's that?
Mike-Its where you tit fuck a bitch then pull her ears until she sound like Mickey Mouse.
Chuck-That's weird...
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