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When a man is lying on his back, spread eagle, while receiving a BJ, HJ, RJ, TJ, FJ, or ZJ.
That girl had me spread beagle last night... Feels good, man.
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Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."
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When a married bar patron has the hots for the bartender of the same sex and proceeds to further the relationship by waiting for him/her to get off shift. After a few apple pie shots for $2.00, the two move to the patio where they pour Busch Light over their naked bodies. Once drenched in Busch latte, the bar patron makes the first move by going in for a gentle kiss. The bartender allows the advance and joins in. After about five minutes, the bar patron requests a pizza pocket and goes home to their spouse.
Danny: I drove down Asbury Road and saw Scott giving Brad an Asbury Spread Eagle.
Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!
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Ejaculating (cumming) on a woman's face.
I was spreading the good word around Salisbury last night!
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Getting your butt licked on then wiping your balls on her face
getting your rim cleaned then mid wash wiping your nut cheese on her face thus the wisconsin cheese spread
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Spreading the taco sauce is when you take taco sauce and spread it over a woman's vagina. You then insert your penis into it, resulting in firey sex. Think of it as having sex with a ginger.
picT:I love spreading the taco sauce all over hoes!
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knock off of Phish, mainly listened to by red neck frat guys.
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