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Synonym for a deuce, or a very large shit.
It became a synonym after KWGN Channel 2 in Denver renamed themselves 'the Deuce' in a very stupid move to try to attract a younger audience.
1. "Where did Kevin go?"
-"He's dropping a channel two in the restroom."
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A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.
Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.
Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.
Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.
Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.
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A person who has two legs and is fully ambulatory but needs to be insulted anyway; the term two legger is used as a derogatory term to insult and can be used by the disabled and other two leggers.
Bro 1: "Hey bro what is the square root of seven?"
Bro 2: "Only a two legger would ask that kind of question."
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The two teams the are in the college basketball National Championship.
"Yo did you hear Oral Roberts and Georgetown are in the Terrific Two!" I screamed.
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A Two Mooser: is when a man and women man and a man or woman and a woman take both of their thumbs in a 69 position and put them in the others asshole and pull it open and then insert their tongue into the ass
The thumbs in this sense become the antlers and the tongue is now considered the moose thus giving you the Two Mooser as it involves two people doing it simultaneously in the 69 position
Tom and sally did a two mooser last night he said it was the best thing in the world!
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Kenny: Are you going to Daniel's wedding?
Alex: You mean the funeral for two?
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A great name for the female genitalia.
Originated by Matt Coppola
Damn! I wanna get in that girls two slit.
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