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Poke gift

A gift a woman buys a man after the hardship of poking to create life .

I would like my poke gift for this hardship.

by Pokemaster March 12, 2023


gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.

I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.

by openInvent December 17, 2016


Poke-Hentai

A type of hentai that includes Pokémon or a character wearing a Pokémon outfit.

Poke-Hentai can be very hot and sexual when performed well.

by A cat-dog May 6, 2019


Soft Poke

A soft poke is an insult towards someone meaning they are bad at having sex. Lousy in the sack, a bad lay.

You are a soft poke

by Tay_raaw July 28, 2021


Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.

Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!

by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018


Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013


Sphincter poke

Another name for anal sex

Did he get sphincter poked last night?

by Wangwapper September 5, 2018