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Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim

"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".

by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019


traffic hot

When a girl is only hot from the cleavage line up.

"Damn, trish is traffic hot!"
"What do you mean Ryan"
"Well chuck she looks hot from the tips of her tits up. The rest of her body is a mystery. But she's traffic hot."

by CraftyPrattle December 10, 2013


beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020


beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020


Russian traffic cone

The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.

That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.

by BigKJohnson76 February 8, 2024


My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023


Traffic ass

When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.

Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.

by Chickenflucker69420 January 29, 2021