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I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.
dad: *listens to twisted sister*
me: TWISTED NIPPLE
Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.
When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).
Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
Very similar to an alabama hotpocket, a pepperoni twist occurs when your girl's vagina is very loose, enough so that you can shove a pepperoni inside of her.
Arnold: Yo did you see that?
E: Yeah bro, that was the slickest pepperoni twist I've ever seen!
Arnold: No way she saw THAT coming...
Twisting hand motion on penis from female giving a blowjob
Carla has magical head skills with that trailerpark twist
The act of twisting someone’s cock. There has been few people to master this technique one of the few people is a man named Joseph
Holy shit Joe that was a nice cock twist you pulled on your boss at Safeway
When you find out ur daughter is a stripper.
Latavius: Dude, I went to da club to see sum girls and I saw my own dang daughter!
Bernice: THOT TWIST!!!