Wine Line

1. A line of wine bottles, amassed from several nights of drunken debauchery.

2. A helpline concerning wine: where to buy it, how to drink it, what to do without it, etc.

Got problems with wine? Want to drink some right now? Wife not understand your wine addiction? We do!
Call the wine line for hours of wine-related chat and fun.

WINE everything....?
WINE wine...?

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Falcon wine

the term used to describe the use of a wine bottle for mass destruction, similar to falcon punch made famous by Captain Falcon however with the addition of a wine bottle

Dan: FALCON PUNCH!!!!
Jordan: *grabs bottle*
Dan: OH SHI-
Jordan: FALCON WINE!!!!

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wine flu

result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!

What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!

Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!

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wine and cheese

Music genre often played in upscale restaurants and lounges.
Defined by vaguely ethnic elements, soothing vocals, and a non-commital background vibe.

Also known as music with no balls.

Wine and Cheese is perfectly exemplfied by the Hotel Costas and Buddah Bar complilations.

Gives the listener a sense of sophistication which in turn renders them willing to overpay for drinks and dinner

Wine and cheese

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Wining and dining

If performed on a woman: sucking her tits and eating her pussy
If performed on a man: eating his dick and drinking his cum.

Can also involve eating ass.

Shawn: bro, what were you doing last night?
Jamil: me and my girl was wining and dining all night. She tasted fine as hell.

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Wine fart

It is an emission of gas from someone's ass, particularly observed in Latinos or other chili eaters, that when reaches your respiratory system and penetrates your blood stream makes you feel very funny, then drowsy, then affects your equilibrium, then disables your capability to understand events surrounding you, then makes you vomit (terribly), expelling even that breakfast from 3 weeks ago, and finally gives you a hangover that last for 2 days.

Fart:"Dude, I wine farted Maria". Naushag: "Oh Dude, that's why she didn't show up the last 3 days!"

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wine fine

When a guy finds a girl attractive only when he is wine drunk.

Guy 1: She was wine fine.
Guy 2: That bad, eh?

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