Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ?

Best pickup line ever in the smp

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

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Love you long time

The standard instagram caption for a basic bitch birthday. Often used when the captioner secretly hates the person they are celebrating.

"What was Becky's caption for my birthday post?"
"'Happy Birthday to this girl. You're literally the worst person I've ever met and we fight all the time, I couldn't live without you tho. Love you long time!'"
"I always knew I hated that bitch"

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I love you

The most pain full words ever used

Boy : I love you

Girl: I love you too

*3 weeks later*

Broken up :(

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PS I Love You

Like the Best movie ever!! So Romantic, you WILL cry.

Hey Brittany, I really want to watch PS I Love you.

You should watch it with Dennis. Hes going to CRY!

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I love you Schwindas

A state of drunken emotional intensity in which you love everyone, including Schwinda, whoever that may be.

Rhonda: I laaaaavvveee you. I laave everyone. I laaave my drinnk, I laave my hand holding the drink... I laaaaaavee it alll!
Natasha:Oh girrrrl. Here we go again! She's got the I love you Schwindas.

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Pikachu I Love You

This is what you say to pikachu

John: Hi Pikachu I Love You!
Pikachu: Pikachu pikapikachu!

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I love you mostest

If you say it you win the I love you volley.

Me:I love you
My girl: No I love you
Me:I love you more
My girl:Welll I love you most
Me:Well I love you mostest

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