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Exceeding the level of milf, it is far beyond your expectations. Its someone with ginormous tits and ass and who loves dick whenever its offered. She tends to be a science teacher who flashes her boobs whenever she can at anyone. She wears HUGE fake finger nails and scratches her huge ass cleavage. She puts her nudes on a projector so the class can see.
Student 1: Look at that PRO-MILF!!!!
Student 2: Who the teacher?!?
Student 3: Yeah!!! Look at those HUGE TITS AND ASS!!!
Student 1: Is she flashing her tits this way.
PRO-MILF: Hey boys... You want me to show you biology?
Student 2: HELL YEAH!!!
A class of vehicles driven by milfs to navigate between home, school, the mall, wal-mart, and soccer practice. Most milf wagons will bear one or more window stickers advertising a child's status in a soccer club, pom squad, gymnastics, or other organization.
Popular milf wagons include the Chevy Suburban, Chevy Tahoe, Range Rover, GMC Yukon, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Seqouia, and the Lincoln Navigator.
"My favorite milf wagon is the OnStar-equipped Chevy Tahoe with side window weather deflectors. This vehicle is equipped with stain-resistant fabric, so stains left by drinks, muddy shoes, and wet milf snatch wipe right off!"
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Milford, a city in Connecticut in which there are a lot of hot Milfs, or moms I'd like to fuck.
"Did you see those tits and ass on that milf!"
"Well we are in Milf-Town."
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An attractive fictional female character whom, although not a mother herself, displays motherly behavior and mannerisms, similar to that of a stereotypical milf.
Lucoa from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid is a real milf coded character
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a hott woman who happens to be pregnant
if Eva Lonoria was pregnant, she would be a "milf in training"
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The nutrition and fitness plan or program of a woman desiring to maintain milf status.
HMW: Did you see that skanky ho in her husband's sweats and greasy ponytail?
LM: ZOMG!! I don't evar wanna be that. I am so back on the project milf wagon.