Player Lover

A person who adulates the player lifestyle, even at the expense of one's own identity and values.

"He used to be cool and hang with us, but now he is a player lover."

"Only a player lover would go to that party."

"Only a player lover would get two Ph.D.s."

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player hate

when someone is a player, and your jealous of them, you are a Player hater.

What a queer, he has so many women he can't even handle all of them.

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Fortnite player

Okay, so here’s a very effective explanation of Fortnite players. It explains in great detail what Fortnite players are like, but does not directly insult them. So, without further ado…

Modern-day human beings are in many ways different from previous humans. One reason why is because of the 2017 video game called “Fortnite,” which started out as an average battle-royale game. As of 2019 Fortnite has obtained a very toxic community. It is imperative that people, especially children and teenagers, should not play Fortnite due to bad influence and a risk of many mental and bodily changes.

Children should not play Fortnite due to bad influence mostly obtained from toxic chat-room messages and squeakers in online voice chats. The toxic community on Fortnite induces a malevolent and repulsive influence on the language usage and behavioral patterns of children, impairing their communication skills and also causing them to use inappropriate language. Many youths like this, even small children, will start using racist language and will also increase their usage of cursing. This proves that children are most severely affected by Fortnite’s toxic community.

Fortnite player: WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE—
Normal person: what the hell is wrong with you dumbass
Fortnite player: fortnite RULES
Normal person: so you know about a disorder called autism, right?
Fortnite player: uh… yeaaah?
Normal person: that’s you right now but worse
Fortnite player: ur just jealous that we’re better than your crappy Smash bros ass
Normal person: you seriously do not know how to function socially
Fortnite player: WE LIKE FORTNITE
Normal person: futile

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player price

the price that players get there drugs for. These people pay cheap prices for drugs well below retail value

juicy j: Mayne! lets get some PURPLE KUSH!!! i can get it for $600oz and i can get some that purple drank $80 a duece

paul wall: hell nah i can get player prices on the kush for $300oz and that syrup for free!

juicy j: lets get high

paul wall: awwready!!!!

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xbox player

A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”

Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.

Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity

Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.

Xbox player

a species of subhuman humanoids who operate under dysfunctional families, known for using maternal insults if their opponent pretends to violently murder them in a 3d simulation.

"xxPROzGamerboy360xx got vigorously killed by Tronald_Dump"
"Tronald_Dump: Ur a noob kid"
"xxPROzGamerboy360xx: Ur mom is a noob"
"Tronald_Dump: Jeez you rly are an Xbox player"

Player TIp

To tell someone to kill themselves

Hey man you should follow a player tip!