god

When capitalized, a giant, invisible humanoid with amazing super powers, who controls the entire universe and all our lives, like a mystical chess game which only he comprehends.

God works in mysterious ways.

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God

An amazing and powerful creater who can and will show himself to you if you open your self to Him. I have personally experienced His life changing love. God loves no matter what, who you are, and what you have done. He forgives all aswell! If you believe in Him, he will give you the greatest gift ever. The gift of life!!!!!!

"So last night I prayed God would show himself to me and the next day He did in an unbelievably creative way!

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God

An evil alien on a distant, dark, uncharted planet.

"God is hiding under my bed!"

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god

a fictional character used as a form f dictatorship over people of certain religions

i cant sleep with you because its against gods will

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god

God is a made up guy used to give hope to the people 2000 years ago. He was their way of explaining EVERYTHING.

God is a mythical being.

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God

1. the man sitting on top of the world, still begging Colonel Sanders for the secret recipe for his popcorn chicken.

2. also used to add emphasis to a word or phrase

3. Chuck Norris

1. we must pray to GOD

2. GOD dammit

3. GOD can kick your ass

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god

pioneering venture capitalist who made a six day investment at the dawn of time and and has been sat on his fat backside milking the praise from village idiots everywhere ever since.

god, you make me sick!

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