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After a few days/weeks or sometimes months of being unable to find yourself in a situation where you can masterbate, It will be paramount for your health and well-being to have a king wank or as some say, a King Wankathon. A king wank consists of multiple back to back wanks (sometimes hitting double figures). After you’ve completed this task you will need an armchair to sit and to rest your arms like a king would on his thrown. As a bonus while performing the act you get a ‘no one can touch me right now’ kind of feel whilst the dopamine courses through your veins.
Where’s Tom? Oh that’s right he was staying at his parents house for the last few days, he must have had a king wank when he got home, he’d be fast asleep, ‘All hail king Tom’.
Viola King. The only orchestra player in the world who can best Ling Ling. Plays Viola, and practiced 80 hours a day.
“Why can’t you be more like Viola King, he practices 80 hours a day”
To possess more smoking utensils and glassware than anyone else known in the area. To be a Glass King is to have brand name smoking devices of every shape, size, color, and style.
RooR, Medicali, Zong, Vapir, Vaporbrothers, Volcano, Bongs in general.
Person 1: Check out my glassware... (shows array of pieces)
Person 2: 'ey man you really are the glass king
Person 1: yeah yeah, now choose one and lets spark it
Someone with the most drip you’ve ever seen. Worshipped by others as the alphas of the universe. They ride the bench all game but do it in the drippiest way possible.
Nathaniel is an absolute drip king.
The best type of samosa there is. Samosa Kings will always have your back when you have no clue what you're doing in the bot section of a discord server. Samosa Kings are not IT workers nor are they tits, ass, or elbows to the face. They are your friend whether you know it or not.
Shae: How do I use this bot?
Samosa King: Here you go
This is a finishing sex move that is not suggested on certain people. Standing up doggystyle and when you feel yourself about to bust, knee the girl in the back of the knee so she falls to her knees, when she turns to complain, bang facial.
Damn bro, i pulled the King's Kneel last night, and she broke up with me.