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Why's everything he does so clean

When a guy has to much morion and is jus him (Avi)

Why's everything he does so clean😩

by Bagbo☃️ December 27, 2023


almost-everything

They have a special way of dealing with you and you're sure they will always be there for you. They are your support and you can count on them . When troubled times face you, you feel secure because you have them.
But like, you're not in love or anything...

"pheebs, you're my almost-everything."

by yinyang4 January 22, 2020


With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024


bitter everything

Opposite of a sweet nothing a bitter everything is an aggressive or fast compliment or form of flattery that is more straightforward and usually said in a louder tone.

"Your too kind." (Said in a normal voice ) Is a bitter everything example. Its opposite " your very kind." (Said in a soft tone ) is a sweet nothin.

by Applebottoms21 November 10, 2020


everything’s fine

everything is actually not fine

i spent $200 at the bar last night and lost my wallet after that...everything’s fine.

by jojo092491 July 9, 2018


Grab everything day

From April 24 to May 24You can grab a girls pussy, boobs, ass,

And girls can grab a guys dick and ass have fun it’s a whole month of grabbing shit

Grab everything day is the day we’re
You can grab anything you want

by Handle off April 24, 2019


Everything is about me

No I don't think that. The people around me want it to be about THEM and what THEY want me to do. I literally don't even have to be there and they WANT ME TO HAVE TO BE THERE. They get something out of it.

Hym "It's not that everything is about me it's that they refuses to let it NOT be about me until I let them compel my behavior and whatt YOU are doing is filibustering until I give up and go away. And you think I'm a psychopathic narcissist? You think I'm the thing I said I am and that somehow detracts from the fact that I called your religion a 'Psychopathic Narcissist worshipping incest cult that makes YOU think you're better than everyone because your pee-pee feels good when you fuck your wife and 9 months later you have a little clone that you have complete dominion over so you can re-live your own life again from a different perspective before you die so you can have the double life in some weird "God in the garden of Eden" fetish and then you can get mad at your kid when they don't do what you tell them "That's not what I would do! You're living me life wrong!"?' That's what YOU do and somehow I'M the creep? You freak! You're the one doing the incest cult shunning ritual to me, fuck-face! You're the one who picked a side you fucking incest freak!"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2024