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When confronted with a problem in real life, you react in a way that you would react playing GTA.
Such as when you are driving on a crowded street and decide to pull onto the sidewalk and plow through anything that happens to be in the way, not caring about scraping other cars, buildings, people etc.
Man, these cars turning left at the light aren't out of the way enough for me to pass and go right. I'm going to say "the hell with it" and Grand Theft Auto style my way through the median strip.
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A game that defines a generation. One of the best games of the last decade which is still played by millions of gamers. GTA Online firstly introduced multiplayer to Grand Theft Auto series, which is intersting to play with your friends. It has a great story as well, a little bit racist, a lot of memes, some inside jokes and some great looking strippers. It is a master piece, a trully open-world game together with Minecraft and Skyrim.
What have you played yestarday? Of couse, Grand Theft Auto 5
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Probably the most over hyped game of all time. People want the game so bad that people would change their sexuality for it, would murder their best friend for it, or turn gay for it. Youtubers dedicate their channels to it, releasing fake trailers or fan trailers, creating spam, and licking the mirror live. (ok, that last one might just be me) The only thing i like more than some nice fresh GTAVI rumors is embracing my freckle fetish. Mr.BossFTW is shit.
Me: are you ready for Grand Theft Auto 6?
Kydere: Yes! i heard if you suck another man's
dick you'll get a copy early...
Me: Thanks for the invitation but i'm too busy embracing
my female Freckle Fetish... she has so much freckles!!!
Kydere: Well i could always ask Tristan...
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I suggest searching up the definition of "Freckle Fetish"
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the best story game ever created
Grand Theft Auto 4 is the best game ever created
Absolutely dude i could not agree more
Grand Theft Auto IV (also known as GTA IV or GTA 4) is the upcoming eleventh installment, and first in the fourth generation, of the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise, announced for release by Rockstar Games in 2007 for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. The game is set in a redesigned Liberty City in the year 2007.
Release date(s)
February - April, 2008
Original Release Dates:
NA October 16, 2007
EU October 19, 2007
AU October 23, 2007
Grand Theft Auto IV: Niko Bellic is Eastern European and in his mid-thirties. He has come to Liberty City to pursue the "American Dream". Niko was persuaded to move to Liberty City by his cousin Roman, who claimed in multiple e-mails to Niko that he was living a fabulous life, with two women, four hot tubs and fifteen sports cars; but he was in fact telling lies to hide his own failures.
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Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc
Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance
If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.
Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara
Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)
Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE
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The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.
Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.
Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.
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