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A condom
"That girl is dirty bro, u better be packin' that throw-away cock"
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When someone looks good from far away,but looks bad up close.
"Dude that girl is hot"
"No she's not dude, it's the far away factor"
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To flee in a reversed motion to avoid extreme awkwardness.
Paul was busy masturbating until his mother walked into the room. She was backing away slowly.
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what you say when you're sad and want people to stay, and say this as a test to see if they care enough about you to stay
Friend- Are you ok? what happened??
You- Nothing. Just go away..
Friend- ok.. I hope you feel better.
*leaves*
You- Fuck.
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The athletic pants with the buttons up the side that douche bag jocks like to wear on a normal day probably thinking they will get in a situation that they will need to rip off their pants.
Harry: "Becky just said she told me to meet her in the bathroom for a blow job, its good I wore my tear away pants for easy access ;)"
Dick: "You're such a douche"
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A phrase derived from an episode of Hollyoaks. Can mean
1. Literally, to wipe the foam away after someone has had an epileptic fit to make them more comfortable
2. To ignore someones physical state and to patch them up in order to kiss/pull/sleep with them, regradless of how ill/unconcious/drunk they are.
George pulled last night, she vommed so much but he wiped the foam away and got on with it
Theres only one thing to do that late in the evening - Wipe the foam away and dive in
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When a boy (andrew) get a little extra happy around a girl he is in love with, mostly from staring at her chest.
but what ever this girl doesnt really care, unless she notices allll, and he isnt paying attention to what she is saying
See: Whuuuut?
Andrew: I Love you Natalie
Natalie: Mento 5 feet away
Mento: K
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