Cooking bacon

Killing pigs (cops)

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.

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many bacons

An alternative way of greeting your friends, accompanied with American Sign Language.

Many bacons to you, my friend!

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Table Bacon

The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.

Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.

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Knicker Bacon

Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and perfectly cooked knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose.

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burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

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Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

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bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

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