tanisha berry

-A badass bitch you dont wanna mess wit

-loving and kind

-also single 😉

Tanisha Berry got some booty

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Pussy Berries

1) A sweet, juicy, and plump piece of fruit that has the allure of pussy (most common are strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, etc., however, mangoes and peaches can also serve as such)

Who told you to buy pussy berries for the party! We gon get fucked up!

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dingle berries

gradual biuld-up of fecal matter that viciously clings to the anal hairs often the reason for itchy assholes

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dingle berries

Little berry shaped objects of unkown origin that cling to the hair of stoutbitches ass and are mistaken for the "G" spot by gaybe.

gaybe worked the dingle berries ferociously, BUTT only ended up with stink finger.

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Chuck Berry

Any flavor of Woodchuck cider with a shot of any berry flavored vodka in it.

This Chuck Berry is delicious!!

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halle berry

1) Holistic supplement known to cause wild mood swings.
2) To release the breasts from their bindings in order to tan them.
3) Dingleberry specific to people named Halle. Unusually low in fiber. (see Halle's comet)
4) A corporation formerly run by Vice President and marksman Dick Cheney.

1) I don't know what came over me. I had some halleberry tea, and before I knew it, I was on a Steamer bound for Cleveland.
2) First lady Barbara Bush was fond of a daily halle berry in the rose garden. She claimed it did her a spell o' good.
3) Billy Bob wasn't one to complain, but he struggled with the Halle Berries mashed against his loins, due to their unusual consistency and aroma.
4) Halle Berry was awarded a no-bid contract, probably due to some relationship to the former first lady.

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Queen's Berries

Also known as the Family Jewels, or your nut sack, or the ball sack, or your coconuts.

(Kickkkk) "SHIT!", "what happened?", "Buddy here just got kicked in the Queen's Berries.", "Damn..."

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