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Blade porn

When a girl uses a sharp object instead of a dildo.

I saw a nice blade porn video of Sydney the other night. She was using her own blood for lube.

by Madsgk October 17, 2017


Super Blades

Sunglasses that are more than $100.

Derived from the term "Blades" meaning sunglasses that are more than $10.
Any sunglasses under $10, are called "Shades".

"Dude, did you see those shades that guy was wearing?"
"No, bro, those were SUPER BLADES. Shades are for people that can't afford blades or super blades."

by "Dude" September 29, 2011


addicted to the blade

Someone who uses a razor blade to cut themselves to bleed on purpose for the enjoyment of others.

Ric Flair and Jon Moxley may bleed in every match. They may be addicted to the blade.

by Your friend Mark in 2022 August 19, 2022


Smudge The Blades

Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!

“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”

Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”

Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”

by Smudge The Blades November 25, 2021


Rusty Sling Blade

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.

Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.

by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021


blade ball

blade ball is a game on roblox, in the game you have to pull your pants down and take your underpants off, and shove your balls on a spinning blade, and watch your ballsack slice open

girl 1 : hey sister wanna play blade ball?

girl 2 : no sister, i don't have balls, so i can't play, they need to make blade boobs

by narla2 December 10, 2023


Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 4, 2020