a gathering, event or get together that is so boring but you don’t want to offend the gathering , so you add some positivity to its boringness. Decent boring.
Went to a party the other day hosted by my beau and it was pretty awful. It was decent boring.
The maximum, 100% the best it can ever get, the biggest, the most etc.
"Go full bore! Get 'er outta the mud!" Carl said to his buddy who was stuck in a huge mud puddle.
When you're sitting around watching Netflix and want to pig out on something even when you're not hungry.
Wife: "But you just ate!!"
Boyfriend: "I know, but I want something."
Husband: "You're just tummy bored."
To tell someone boring; they are boring.
Also slightly similar to f**king hell.
Stranger in the pub: blah blah blah blah, Manchester Utd blah blah blah, homeland security, blah x-factor
You: Boring hell!
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A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes
The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears
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Yeah man, I am too. So here’s some ways to solve that
- Go eat. Sounds dumb but it works for me so you might as well try it too
- If you have insta, get lost in your explore page. Mines really fucked up and I completely regret it.
- Find a new show/movie to watch
- Text everyone in your contacts “AAAAAAA” then they’ll be immensely confused and it’s a fun time
- Text a random number with “We’re done Jonathan. I know you were with Sarah last night.” Proceed to do this to multiple strangers until someone plays along.
- Pack all your belongings and move to Canada. Being bored will certainly be the last of your problems now.
“Dude I’m bored”
“That sucks man”
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