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This is the day when boyfriends buy their girlfriends their favorite Starbucks drink
Friends: “Hey let’s go get smoothies!”
Boyfriend: “Sorry I can’t. I have to buy my girlfriend a Starbucks for national Buy your Girlfriend Starbucks Day”
the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past
-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"
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Suicide.
The act of taking one's own life.
To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.
2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.
4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
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variation the the now 'retro' phrase, "You win some, you lose some."
Often followed by silence. First used in England after a rat-like child was ripped off by a butcher.
"I went to that new cinema last week."
"Oh yeah, any good?"
"Nah mate. It wasn't built yet."
"Oh well, you know how it is. You buy some coupons, you dont."
"yeah..."
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Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!
I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?
friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!
person 2: ok
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When you know you're full of sure I'll have another and it must be so obvious to others, so you have to ask.
"Are you buying what I'm selling?"
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