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To describe a person who has performed a idiotic act and remains ignorant to the foolishness of their actions.
Johnny has just tried to throw a pizza into the oven from a distance of 5 metres. Mid-flight, the toppings fall off.
Johnny, YOUR SOME CACTUS!
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When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".
Other codes could be used too such as:
"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"
Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?
Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"
Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."
Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*
McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"
Costumer: "Yeh"
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Someone pisses you off, annoys you or is being a plain fucktard, Go Fuck yourself with a cactus
''I FUCKED YOUR MUM! ''Go fuck yourself with a cactus''
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dacc is the most absurd school you’ll see, it’s a k-8 school and the halls are so tight. everyone goes out in the halls at the same time, so it’s 3rd graders trying to not get trampled by 8th graders who are pushing 6th graders. there’s no diversity. there’s 2 black people in our grade and everyone else is white or filipino. they’re entitled and so are the teachers. they created a thing called “cbt” which stands for “community building time” ; less aggressive detention. chewing gum? cbt. phone in your hand in the hall? cbt. they don’t have enough money to be a private school so they make us pay for uniforms and call it “charter” school. they have shitty public lunches and teachers bully students as well as students bullying students. there aren’t any good sports like lax, baseball, softball, hockey, tennis, swim, and track. only football, basketball, soccer, and volleyball. on the topic of sports, we only have 3 real sport coaches. what i mean, is that the volleyball coach is also the media teacher. i’ve been going here for 4 years and im glad its my last. we aren’t getting a good education. none of us have any motivation to do work but ask for homework anyway because we’ve been told “it helps us grow” when the only thing it does is piss our peers off. i pray for the teachers at our highschools who have to put up with our bad work ethics and “can we do a project” or “what about homework” bullshit ;)
freshman boy 1 - why does that girl keep asking about the homework. the teacher doesn’t want to grade it and we don’t want to do it
freshman boy 2 - she came from doral academy cactus campus
freshman boy 1 - oh fuck
The action of a black man pouring pig fat on a sizeable cactus (Arizona variety), and proceeding to sit himself upon the peak of the cactus. In a perfect world, the cactus would proceed to penetrate him.
Yo Jerome!
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.
an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus
person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus
1.(n) when a large cactus has grown in such a way that a chicken appears to be on top, with it's 'wings' spread as though he were crucified.
2.(excl) a expression of surprise, usually positive. can be suffixed with 'christ on a bike', for added impact/effect.
1. sorrel: 'good lord, look at that cactus!'
vinnie: 'that's a sweet cactus chicken jesus!'
2. matt: 'hey guys, we still have some beers left!'
vinnie: 'sweet cactus chicken jesus (christ on a bike)!'
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