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a tall castle where mary queen of scots hid after escaping.
For more history search google. Right now in 2013 live malin and richard there with their children Astrid (13), Elinor (10) and William (7). Surrounding is a golf coarse named after the castle and in that golf coarse is a burn called Niddry Burn. Over the golf coarse is a village called winchburgh and on the other side is a railway line. Niddry castle is surrounded by shail bings and the current owners had the top cut of one so they could see the sunset.
Do you know whats behind that bing?
Why Niddry Castle of course!!!
having an orgy with greek yoghurt used as lubrication
i met this greek girl last night, and she invited me for a warwick castle
Look at Nevaeh Castles!! isnt she beautiful? too bad she belongs to Austin 🥲
“where do you live?”
“new castle!”
“you’re such a fucking loser”
A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)
All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.
Ewell Castle? It's a shithole.
When you write a literature essay and you only watched the movie.
-So, what was your favourite scene in Hamlet?
-Oh, definitely Fortinbras storming the castle.
An anagram for "anal intercourse" that just happens to sound like the name of a fancy chess move
^ I like to yell "checkmate" after I'm done giving my gal the ol' Rear Castle Union
> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...