Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

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to the bat cave

When a girl is on all fours on the bed during sex and you pull out, scream “TO THE BAT CAVE!” and thrust her off the bed

When I finished last night Sophie went to the bat cave

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batwings in the cave

a combination of bat wings and bats in the cave. meaning having a pair of sweaty balls in your nose.

Hey dude, want a tissue? You've got batwings in the cave!

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man cave

The hairy stank hole between a mans two butt cheeks.

"Grab the lube, Joe, I'm entering your man cave!"

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cave dump

Function: noun
Etymology: spelunking, abandonment, misogyny, womanizing
Date: 2009

the activity or sport of depositing a female companion deep within the inescapable confines of a dark and scary cave, after you have sufficiently exhausted her usefulness. see: World of Warcraft

An easy way to cave dump an annoying post-menopausal woman is to tell her that Josh Groban is holding a record release party at the bottom of a nearby well; After lowering her in, seal up the well and simply walk away. Ain't nobody gonna raise you up now, bitch!

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Cave Baby

An extremely ugly girl that is disgusting and you don't even wana go near.

Hey dude your sisters friend is a cave baby.She has pimples all over her face and looks like a complete retard.

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turtle cave

The asshole.

"Hey did you get sexy with her last night?"
"Oh yeah, I tongue buttered her turtle cave so hard!"

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