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The act of letting go a loud and powerful fart at the exact same moment with anyone.
Mike; Jen, you farted at the same time as Robin. Apparently you both have a" Colon Connection "
Brain rot and mental fog due to exposure to certain communities (ie the boykisser community) that use :3 and other "cutesy" phrases, this self image of being cutesy and silly causing mental fog and lack of focus is called being Colon 3ed
Person 1: "Did you hear Dan got colon 3ed and dropped out of collage"
Person 2: "Wasn't he going to be a climate scientist"
Being exposed to boykisser/:3/silly communities, constantly saying things like "nyah" or "rawr" or ":3" and getting terminal mind fog from it
Person 1: "Did you here Dylan got Colon 3ed, made him drop out of college"
Person 2: "Oh no, he was going to be a climate scientist"
it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out
My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.
Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.
Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.