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crunchy

pretends to love nature but not actually

She's just being crunchy; she doesn't actually hike

by trying_always February 19, 2021


Crunchy

The essence of fucking amazing, just like toast and the opposite of soggy.

1.Just like how you wouldn't like soggy toast, it stands to reason that you love crunchy toast.
2. Example: Man, that party was fuckin crunchy last night, we definitely have to go again.
Person 2: Oh yeah, it was nothing like that soggy Pike party last weekend.

by Don Juan Quixote January 29, 2016


Crunchy

To describe someone who is being angry or upset (not to confuse with salty)

"Amber why are you being crunchyour today?
"I just failed my test today"

by Lew_ser January 11, 2016


crunchy

Adjective. Like a cracker is easy to break, used to describe a person who is easily pissed off

You’re being pretty crunchy today, who crapped in your cornflakes?

by kar_nich November 2, 2017


Crunchy

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..

The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.

by Boombadabing July 21, 2023


Crunchy

An adjective used to describe someone who goes all-natural in their lifestyle. Giving up seed oils, artificial colors and dyes, non-organic food etc. They eat grass-fed meat and whole foods like raw dairy and honey. Most consumed things are locally and responsibly sourced. They make everything from scratch and avoid preservatives. They avoid plastic and other harmful contaminants. This is all in an effort to balance the body’s hormones and restore health to the levels- no political affiliation or look is associated with this lifestyle. Synonymous with “granola

Jess is so crunchy- she asked the restaurant to cook using beef tallow or ghee instead of vegetable oil

by Crunchygal123 February 26, 2023


Crunchy

When there's something you don't really like, but you have to accept it.

Ashley: " I cant go with you to the party. I have to work tonight."

Andi: " Ew.. Das crunchy."

by Ladybeexo December 4, 2020