When you're feeling dirty, crusty, and down right disgusting, from an early endeavor, mostly likely caused by excessive amounts of liquor consumed orally.
Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.
Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
cranky, negative, not wanting to be polite and positive
I don't really want to go to the party, I'm feeling kinda crunchy and I don't want to play nice.
Upstate New York slang for something that is worn out, disgusting, gross or unpleasant.
"I was at the stripclub last night and one of em smelled crunchy!"
"You been wearing them same Timbs since 94' they crunchy as hell!"
1. When something has an unintended behavior (laggy, not working, etc)
2. Someone who is acting mean in nature.
My computer was crunchy all night!
I don't like name, they're crunchy.
1. Something, especially food, that makes a crunch sound when bitten or crushed, especially in a pleasant way.
2. A neo-hippie.
1. That bread was crunchy!
2. That guy is crunchy!
When your heart almost explodes because someone or something is so god damn cute
Reina is making me so god damn crunchy I got light headed!!!
When someone say something that's bad as hell and/or sucks ass and it ain't funny
Boy:Hey guys wanna hear a joke
Friends:Sure
Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell
Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy