An adjective describing someone or something when they/ are being cool or good
"aye Brian over there is being very crunchy"
When someone say something that's bad as hell and/or sucks ass and it ain't funny
Boy:Hey guys wanna hear a joke
Friends:Sure
Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell
Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy
a person who makes their own granola, typically vegan, tree-hugger, hangs out at locally owned coffee shop, shops at thrift stores
My crunchy co-op cashier recommended a great kombucha
An adjective used to describe an object, person, vibe, music or set of activities and interests as cool or hip.
Anyone interesting or eclectic.
"What's the name of this song? It's crunchy!"
"I like your style. You've got some crunchy taste!"
"This summer has been crazy fun! I'm honestly just living a crunchy life."
Preppy upper class white/nerdy. Golfs on weekends. Polos and short shorts. Refers to his whip as his car.
That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.