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Brother, I do believe you just spilt spine custard on my sneaks. I implore you, please wipe up your mess before I give you the old 'One-Two, Where's me shoe'
The warm white custard like substance that expels from the male appendage during an orgasm.
Bro I had the biggest surprise last night when I was getting some head and the chick swallowed me doodle custard
A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.
Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!
A special custard in which the egg is substituted with semen.
"I can't wait to get home today. I'm gonna try making some cummy custard!"
"You what??"
the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt
Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.