Dj Rip

When you hit a bong while taking a shit and farting, while waiting for your mcgriddle from grubhub.

Damn bro! You should of seen that knarly Dj Rip I did on the toliet!

pothole dj

Anyone who drives a car, with a cd player so bad, that when they hit a bump their cds skips.

Dude, I wouldn't have gotten a ride home with Bill if I had realized he was a pothole dj. His cd player sucks ass.

dj lynnwood

Baddest Mother Fucker on Two Turntables!

Dj Lynnwood is the Baddest Mother Fucker on Two Turntables!

DJ Sammy

bloke - creator of dodgy dance tunes,responsible for reincarnation of old crappy dance tunes, his beats are played in Turkish clubs and are loved by Birmingham lasses.Hangs with a blonde man-like girl who sings most of the songs - so what actually does DJ Sammy do?

lass: "Mega, they're playin' DJ Sammy down the greasy Hag tonight. Lets go get wasted!"

"After the boys of summer have gone."

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Playing DJ

the action of stimulating a females clitoris in a sexual way.

I really wanted some sex. So I took off her panties and started playing DJ

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Dj Tabor

a very rad also sexy young man

Dj Tabor is so rad he makes girl piss themselves

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Dillan/Dj

Dillan/Dj has two names Dillan and Dj DUH he’s a small little Asian boy that goes well with other Asians

Isabella: OMG IS THAT DILLAN/DJ
Dj:yea????
Isabella:omg your so cute
Dj:it’s because I’m Asian?

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