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Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered
Dude you are totally hoff drunk!
Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.
The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.
The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.
Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.
When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.
Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.
The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.
Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...
To be drunk enough to be in jail for being intoxicated in public, but to not actually be in jail.
Santoro & Griff got so Jail Drunk they raped the entire Russian women's swim team in their own pool.
When a text makes no sense whatsoever. It may apply to anyone who lacks common sense or is actually drunk. The text may bear no meaning/ add to the textual conversation.
Not to be confused with "Textaholic" since its not about being addicted to texting.
Guy: I'm glad summer has officially begun
Girl: Rainbow, skittles, gummy bears yay yay.
Guy: I am so lost.
Girl: I am sad.
Guy:Uhh, why?
Girl: Cause its cool
Guy:You are textually drunk.
Girl: Are you calling me a textaholic.
Guy:This conversation is over.
Girl: omg Hii
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