eye service

the act of using the eyes when a teacher, boss or parent is looking to cause the target to think you are working when actually you are thinking of nothiness.

parent looks at boy.
mum: are you doing your english?
boy: traces sight blankly over page and replys: yes mother
mum: (re-enforced by eye service): ok, good boy
parent leaves, boy/girl continues facebooking

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eye bleach

Fictitious product mentioned when one views a horrible image online.

After viewing a horrible picture: Please pass the eye bleach.

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eye crush

means to continuously look at some one who you may or may not have any intention of getting to know them. Usually done when something is so ugly or interesting that you can't stop looking.

Johnathan: I don't know why I can't stop looking at her.

Tay: You either like her or you think she's cute.

Johnathan: No way! I think I have and eye crush on her.

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have eyes for

To desire; to find someone physically attractive.

Exemple: I think my boyfriend has eyes for another woman.
Etymology: you see with your 'eyes', and when you 'have eyes for' somebody, you really like what you see.
Source: PeaK English.

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Wife Eye

A look from your wife that stops you dead in your tracks.

I was going to do a keg stand at last year's Fourth of July party, until Susan gave me the old Wife Eye.

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wonky eye

one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.

"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."

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eye boogers

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up

I have eye boogers.

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