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A wonderfully liberating experience where after rogering a dirty skank senseless, an especially enterprising young scallywag jacks off into his hand then punches his conquest in the face. Shouts of "Wilko" would be humourous but totally inappropriate in these circumstances.
An excellent retaliation if a filthy whorebag has top decked your place of residence.
Lex: What happened to your hand, man?
Chris: Gave Michelle a loaded fist last night.
Lex: Why? That seems kinds harsh.
Chris: That miserable whore top decked my place during last Saturday nights party.
Lex: In ya face, bitch!
Chris: Indeed!
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The ultimate digital rectual exam.
When she is anal fisting me I'm in heaven.
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The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.
Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"
Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
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an awesome song sung by a group named Cable Car. Too bad they broke up :/ and some of their lyrics are hard to understand D:. They aren't a popular group so unfortunately no one can look up their lyrics.
jazzy: hey! dude do you know the lyrics to amber fists? some of their words are difficult to understand :/
james: no! i searched everywhere but i cant find the lyrics!!!
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The act of lubricating your hand with vaseline, or another similar substance, and then dipping the lubricated hand into a pile of sand or similar gritty substance. Once the lubricated hand is acceptably gritty, the hand is then inserted into your partner anally. The rapid pumping motion of the hand along with the rugged texture will rip at the anus and cause extreme pain and also extreme pleasure, assuming the masochism is a sexually gratifying experience.
Synonyms include, Revenge of the sand people, Sandy Cheeks, Gritty Salad, and Happy Happy Fun Time............................. with sand.
Tom gave me one hell of a gritty salad last night. I couldn't sit for hours.
That rectal exam was a handful of petroleum jelly and sand away from being a Crispy Fist.
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an act of bruising the neck. by the action of kissing,sucking, or biting.
fist on the neck
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