When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
The act of wading in a fountain, typically with the goal of being a rebellious degenerate. Activities often include shotgunning Keystone Light and smoking blunts, with great vigor. Originating from Stanford University
Let's go fountain hopping today, I'm tryna get fucked up
A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.
I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(
an event during sex combining the tornado where one holds onto the blades of a ceiling fan while in the doggy style position creating a spin and bringing the partner to climax strongly enough to create a "fountain".
Dave told me he and Sarah had a tornado fountain last night, while trying the tornado.
an event during sex,it combines the aspects of the tornado where one grabs hold of the blades of a ceiling fan during coitus in the doggy style position and bring your partner to climax strongly enough to "fountain"
Dave told me he and Sarah had a tornado fountain last night
The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.
Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?
In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.
Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.