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Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ April 29, 2016


fountain hopping

The act of wading in a fountain, typically with the goal of being a rebellious degenerate. Activities often include shotgunning Keystone Light and smoking blunts, with great vigor. Originating from Stanford University

Let's go fountain hopping today, I'm tryna get fucked up

by fearthetree July 29, 2019


The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 11, 2021


tornado fountain

an event during sex combining the tornado where one holds onto the blades of a ceiling fan while in the doggy style position creating a spin and bringing the partner to climax strongly enough to create a "fountain".

Dave told me he and Sarah had a tornado fountain last night, while trying the tornado.

by oldguard April 21, 2023


tornado fountain

an event during sex,it combines the aspects of the tornado where one grabs hold of the blades of a ceiling fan during coitus in the doggy style position and bring your partner to climax strongly enough to "fountain"

Dave told me he and Sarah had a tornado fountain last night

by oldguard April 21, 2023


The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 09, 2019


Southern Fountain

In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.

Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.

by Beaner 1 August 19, 2017